Tuesday, December 16, 2008

A quick thought on Nerf guns and warning labels...

It was a fairly predictable string of events that took me from thinking about toys for Toys For Tots to buying myself a Nerf gun for my room. While I could go on for hours extolling the awesomeness of my new toy, I want to highlight a couple gems I found on the Nerf website:

1) They have a battery-powered, bipod mounted, belt-fed Nerf machine gun...what?!?!?!

2) In our ridiculous society, where everyone hides in fear of a liability lawsuit (I could go on for days about how much I hate this), protective glasses are now being included in some of the Nerf toys. While this may be to promote good eye-protection practices for when kids move to shooting each other with BB guns(...), I find it a pretty long stretch to think that anyone could hurt themselves with a Nerf dart. Wait, no, that makes a lot of sense now.

3)Finally, there was a nice little warning included on the page for one of the guns. It reads;

CAUTION: Do not look directly at the sun. This is not a protective device.

Who fucked that one up? "I have a Nerf gun, that means I can look at the sun, right?" Guess not, idiot...

All that being said, Nerf guns are awesome. Now, back to shooting my roommate in the back of the head while he studies...

Friday, December 12, 2008

Funny range stories

So I'm going to update this as I remember more of them, but here are a couple funny things that happened our last night at the range:

-One of my roommates, who admits himself that he "doesn't think before he speaks" (and thus gets a lot of shit from us), decided that he didn't want to take the time to get out his sleeping system when we were sleeping out at the range. The midnight firewatch found him in full Goretex, sitting on his pack shivering and proceeded to wake up others so noone missed the sight.

-There was a minor panic when the 4-5am firewatch couldn't get their counts right and kept thinking that someone was missing. After recounting the entire platoon (sleeping) several times, they finally realized that two of the LTs had rolled next to each other and were "inadvertently" spooning. They had been counting them as one person the entire time...

more will follow...

Thursday, December 11, 2008

Building character

I finally have a short break here while my weapon soaks in CLP (cleaner/lubricant) to get rid of the rust that has accumulated on it while in the field the last week. Yesterday was our last day at the rifle range and there was 90% chance of rain all day yesterday and today. Through some of act god, however, the ran held off until this morning. We hiked out there with our full packs (appr 70-80 lbs plus the gear we were wearing) and I was drenched with sweat from the humidity after 3 miles. We staged our gear in formation and then got rid of those things for the day as we moved into the classroom for some motivating classes from the range Sergeants. Listening to these guys talk is on of the most motivating things here and their jokes about killing people on the highway as a caveat to our 3-point slings are hilarious. We spent the day practicing moving while shooting, pivoting and shooting, double-taps and head shots and then moved to the Unknown Distance Range. This place was awesome; it was 400 yards long with a series of computer-controlled popup targets where we practiced taking cover and firing on whatever targets we felt like, using the information we've learned in the last two weeks. After this we hiked back to the range and were issued infrared sighting lasers and night vision goggles (NVGs). These things are awesome! If you want an idea of what it's like with the NVGs on, play any video game (CoD4 gets it the best) because that's exactly what it felt like. After playing around for a little while we moved back to the first range we were at and practiced the moving and shooting drills, but this time at night. Once we were done with this (and after some quick activities that are too boring to describe), we were ready for bed. We spent the night out at the range with our packs and our sleeping bags. The system basically goes; liner, sleeping bag and waterproof cover. It would have been absolutely awesome had there not been a fine mist that kept me from sleeping with my face out in the fresh air. After a good night's sleep (8-9 hours! what???), we got up and hiked 6 miles in the rain with full gear. It took us under 2 hours with a short break half way, just to give you an idea of the pace.

All that being said, range week has been a lot of fun. We're going to get chances to shoot some cooler weapons later in the POI, but nothing like this. As the title of this post implies, I think a lot can be said about character. I mulled this over during our hikes the last 2 weeks and I think that a lot of people miss out on this very important aspect and it shows in our society. Hardship builds character, plain and simple. All the uncomfortable times I spent up north camping, cold and wet, are in the back of my mind as I'm out here and I realize this isn't so bad, I can do this. All the sports practices and PT that I had to do at OCS are in the back of my mind when things suck and I think, "shit, I made it through that, I can make it through this". So many people I know or hear about have such comfortable lives that when hard times come, they crumble. Remember this kids when you're dad says "this builds character", in a sick way, he's right.

Moving on to current events, this story is unbelievable, and I'm incredibly happy that it happened on my birthday! Don't be scared by the length of side bar, most of the page is comments. Read and enjoy!
Marines Prevail in a Day of Battle

Off to clean my rifle, which apparently according to our student staff, I'm (we as a platoon) not mature enough to clean on my own time! Cheers!

Monday, December 8, 2008

5am thoughts

As I sit here in my interceptor vest and FLC vest, waiting to start the day, I realize how much I love sleep. That being said, I shot ok last week for qualifications. Actually, qual day was the worse day I had all week and I shot Marksman on rifle and Expert on pistol. I should be able to pick up Sharpshooter on rifle this week with the Table 2 phase. This involves close-combat style shooting with pop-up and moving targets, sounds like fun! Anyways, time to go hike 3 miles so I'm nice and sweaty in this 24 degree weather! Cheers!

Wednesday, December 3, 2008

Ready, Aim, Fire!

So three days in to the rifle range and I'm finally starting to get the hang of this. It was about 20 degrees this morning at 3:30 when we woke up and got ready to leave and I was told by one of the shooting coaches that it was 23 during our course of fire. A bit cold; I actually lost feeling in my left hand during our initial 20 minute slow shoot.

That being said, I finally started to dial in my shots today. The last couple days I've been hovering around the center of the target, usually in the 4 ring (out of 5). However, I've started taking the shooting coaches' advice to heart, and it's paying off. Once I established a good natural point of aim, it was great. Natural point of aim is where your rifle is pointing without input from you (to find this, breathe in deep, close your eyes and breathe out; where your sight is facing is it) and without establishing it, my shots were going all over the place. I did, however, also screw up a couple of the shots from 500 yards when I tried taking an extra breath during my trigger pull and landed a couple shots in the dirt well before the targets (luckily noone was watching then, so I just pretended it didn't happen).

The pistol is still my favorite. The speed reload drills are awesome and I managed almost all bulls-eyes. These are some long days, but thankfully we're done with the hike out for the week (we take buses tomorrow and friday for qual and prequal days). Rain possible tomorrow, so we'll see how that plays into our shooting...

Thursday, November 27, 2008

Thanksgiving

As I get ready to head to the gym on this Thanksgiving, I want to take some time to think about all the things I'm thankful for. It's been an interesting year for sure, with a major step of my life coming to pass (College, that is) and I definitely have a lot to be thankful for. I'm sad that I can't be home with my family, but I trust that they'll keep themselves entertained enough to not let it get them down, and I'm sure Chewie will step up in my absence. Some of the things I'm thankful for are as follows:

-My family, I love you all and without your support I would never be where I am today. I'm especially thankful that grandpa is still with us and I hope he's here for many more to come!
-My friends, you've always been there for me and I miss you guys and I hope you're all enjoying your little break here before life picks up again
-The awesome opportunity that I've been given to lead Marines and train with the best, who would have thought that this is where life would take me?
-Chewie, of course, my best friend this summer, who I hope hasn't been mellowed out too much by all the attention at home
-And finally, all the men and women who are serving our country so that we can enjoy our Thanksgivings at home as they work their asses off on the other side of the world for us.

This is just a short list of some of the most important things to me and I hope that all of you have a happy Thanksgiving and get to watch some quality football. Take some time to think about what you're thankful for, and I'm sure you'll be able to come up with an even longer list than I have. Happy Thanksgiving everyone!

Charlie



Qdoba: The new Grandma's House?

Tuesday, November 25, 2008

Am I really being paid for this?

So today started out at a gentlemanly 3:30 am. We then had a decent breakfast and hiked 3 miles to the rifle range where I spent most of the day shooting guns and hanging out with friends. I honestly don't know why anyone would ever complain about this, and if they are, they're in the wrong line of work. This job is awesome.

That being said, I can't wait for the rest of our time on the rifle range. The rotation is going to be as follows; first we shoot M16's through a course of fire from 200-500 meters (using open sights, which takes real skill), then we move to the Beretta M9 9mm pistol, then we finish the day off in the pits, switching targets. The pits have a deceiving name however, as that is an equally awesome part of the day; sitting in a concrete bunker, doing minimal work, snacking and bullshitting for a couple hours. At the end of the day, we hike back 3 miles and then get ready to do it all again the next day!

I love this job.

Monday, November 24, 2008

The people you see in REI...

So I'm at REI with a couple friends yesterday, and we're standing in line, waiting to check out, when I start to notice the gentleman standing in front of me. I slowly begin to realize that above the Teva sandals, and skin-tight tear-away pants are two leather, braided tassels hanging out from under his over-sized white tshirt. Atop his head is what can only be described as a leather, wool-lined yarmukah, covering a wooly, bearded head. The next moment, a lady checking out starts yelling at another man that he dropped a $20. The gentleman in front of me starts yelling at the top of his voice "HAS ANYONE DROPPED A $20?". Once the relatively simple situation is rectified, the store goes quiet again and everyone around us reverts back to their normal conversations. Approximately 30-45 seconds later, the gentleman in front of me turns around, giving me a better look at him; not only does he have a massive beard (that i can only assume houses at least 1 family of barn swallows), but the "tshirt" i thought he was wearing, was in fact a tunic of some sort, cut in a V down the front to show off his large amount of chest hair. He looks at through his 1/2 inch-thick glasses, and yells in my face "IS SOMEONE MOCKING ME? I HATE IT WHEN PEOPLE MOCK ME". After my initial confusion and the 10 seconds it takes me to realize that his eyes are focused on me through those glasses, all I can respond with is "What?", to which he replies "I thought someone was mocking me, I hate that". He turns back around and I look at my friend and we both have to stare in opposite directions to avoid bursting out laughing. I check out and later witness this man stomping through the parking lot in an apparent fit of anger.

Noone said anything out loud, but you can bet your ass we are NOW mocking him...

Sunday, November 23, 2008

Sense

P.S. I can NOT stop laughing when I see this picture:

Some random Sunday thoughts...

So this week is going to be an easy one, the only thing of note we are doing is zeroing our rifles, which involves shooting a couple groups of 3 rounds to find the correct sight settings for our individual rifles. The post said to "bring professional reading material", which to me means "you're going to sit around a lot, so expect to be bored". Hopefully everyone remembers their warming layers so at least we won't be freezing the whole time...(yeah right) A couple things I've been thinking lately are as follows:

-I need to stop buying cool gear (the term "gear queer" gets thrown around a lot here)
-Valkyrie looks great
-Quantum of Solace was awesome, despite what several people have tried to tell me
-Thanksgiving is going to be interesting in DC

That's all I can think of for now, I need to get my coffee maker up and running for tomorrow, we're practicing with pistols out in the landing zone for several hours, so you can imagine how warm that's going to be. Cheers!

Charlie

Saturday, November 22, 2008

An ironic Thanksgiving thought...

My friend recently had his wife down to Virginia for the Marine Corps Ball and today he informed me that she was "deathly ill". While this was a bit of an exaggeration, apparently living with 1,000 people in close quarters has bred some pretty nasty bugs...bugs that we seem to be immune to. Thinking about this reminds me of something I learned in history class, how the Native American population was decimated by diseases that the settlers brought with them. I hope everyone back home is pounding vitamins in preparation for my return...

Friday, November 21, 2008

That would give you a lot of time to reflect...

Check this out: this 16 year-old kid from England is sailing around the world solo, talk about guts! I hardly think my little boat could make that journey, but how about knocking something like that off your life's to-do list that early on?

http://www.totallymoney.com/sailmike/

First!

Hello readers,

This is my first post, so bear with me!

For anyone who doesn't know, I'm currently living in Virginia, attending The Basic School at Marine Corps Base Quantico. A lot happens here every day and I hope to use this blog as a way to not only vent about the absurd amount of inane bureaucracy that goes on here, but also my thoughts on just about everything from Al Qaeda to grapefruits.

Hopefully you enjoy reading this and gain some insight from the way I see things and maybe even respond back with your own thoughts.

Charlie